As a third generation East Hamptons native who has to deal with the hordes of people from the city that invade the idyllic Hamptons towns every summer, it's no surprise that Joe Schwenk is not fond of "citiots" (figure out what that means yourself).
He doesn't like hedge funders either.
So to express himself, Schwenk curates the snarky and aptly-named @HamptonsBorn twitter, which is filled with the ridiculous things he observes everyday. [h/t Daily Intel]
Our favorite part of Schwenk's twitter feed, though, is his "Hamptons Request of the Day," where he shares the ridiculous requests he gets as part of his job—which is kept secret, because his co-workers don't necessarily like the tweeting, according to a Q&A with Schwenk in NYMag.
We're listing the best of these Hamptons request, can you tell which of them were given by a "hedgie" or a Wall Streeter or a neurotic Wall Street wife?
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