The great privilege of living in New York City comes, most unfortunately, with summers that can feel like a packed sauna in hell.
That is why, from the City Island to Coney Island, kids from all different backgrounds bust open fire hydrants, chase ice cream trucks, and head to the pool.
That's what kids do.
Wall Streeters, however, are adults. That means they can go to the Hamptons. In fact it means they must go to the Hamptons.
However one rule must be kept in mind — even if you just arrived in New York from a successful hedge fund in Singapore or Hong Kong. Even if you're just a first year analyst from OnlyLordKnowsWhere, Kansas — you cannot look like a Hamptons newbie.
Enter Brian Mazza and Matt Shendell, the gentleman's Gentlemen behind luxe sports bar The Ainsworth and the secret bespoke suit shop underneath it, Windsor Custom. These nightlife kings are here to help, and since they also happen to own Southampton hotspot, The Southampton Social Club, they have valuable information to share on how to make your Hamptons experience as smooth as possible.
Read closely, even the vets can learn something here.
Before you go: Pick the right town to stay in.
For this season, Mazza and Shendell are staying in Watermill because its centrally located — easy to get to any party.
For those who want to stay in one place but still be in the middle of action, Southampton is a great choice. Montauk (on the island's farthest point) or Shelter Island (reached only by ferry) are both remote but worth the trip.
Before you go: Make sure you have the correct swimwear.
While the red Hawaiian-flower patterned, cargo swim trunks you wore at Spring Break in Cabo San Lucas are... charming, they won't do in the Hamptons.
If you're shopping on the island, Mazza and Shendell recommend Sunbarth, a St. Bart's based boutique located on 53 Jobs Lane in Southampton. They carry the Orlebar Brown and Sundek labels which you can find at retailers like Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom and Barneys online/in the city.
Before you go: Pack the right bag. Think bright colored chinos and fitted shorts.
Ladies, this is for the Gentlemen.
Gentlemen, take note of the red shorts to your right.
According to Brian Mazza, fitted shorts and chinos in bright colors (emerald green, purple, navy, and red) are all the rage right now. Wear them right above or just to the knee. You can find great pairs at Theory, J. Crew or Michael Bastian.
As for pants with lobsters and whales on them — "I personally don't like it," says Matt Shendell, "but if you feel comfortable, go for it."
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