Thanks to to the tireless tweeting of Hamptons Handyman Joe Schwenk (aka HamptonsBorn), we know about a fairly serious confrontation that happened this morning between a hedge fund manager and his generators, a neighbor with a hatred for noise, lawyers, private security, and the cops.
We imagine that the hedge fund manager, identified only as "Mr. C", probably needs those "movie set" generators — Bloomberg machines suck up a lot of power.
It all started out early this morning:
Things quickly escalated....
Things started to get tense...
Naturally, young traders were confused (note: No slickbacks in this crowd)...
And then... the true clash — lawyers and private security versus the Hamptons police....
NOW GUESS WHO WON?!
Couldn't have put it better ourselves, and of course, eagerly await the next showdown.